Saturday, December 24, 2011

thank you, dear kidneys.

i have been trying to drink more water lately.


i hate drinking water.


i think it's gross.


especially when i have other nectars beckoning to me...


namely SPRITE


and ROOT BEER


and other syrupy carbonated delights.


but i want to be healthier.


so i drink water.


kind of.


i drink water with those little crystal light packets mixed in.


it's been working out pretty well so far.


(as far as i know...)


it's like


adult kool-aid.


and i love kool-aid.


the problem with drinking this adult kool-aid


is that it makes it so that i'm rushing to the bathroom


all the time.


but it's neat being well-hydrated


because it makes your pee less yellow.


so after four bottles of adult kool-aid,


my pee is practically clear!


it's like ghost pee.


and i am oft tempted to not flush when i'm done,


just because no one can detect


the ghost pee.




















random side note:
i love kool-aid,
but i HATE tang.
satan made tang.
and satan is a jerk.

Monday, December 19, 2011

music video monday 1 = impossible/anberlin

when i was on facebook,

i started a tradition of posting 

a music video 

every monday

as a means of 

sharing 

new music 

and/or

delightful videos.

but now,

i am no longer on facebook 

(DOWN WITH FACEBOOK)

so i've decided 

to do it here 

instead.

i shall start with

my most favorite band of all of everything:

anberlin.