in honor of Christmas,
one of my favorite Christmas songs.
Monday, December 26, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
thank you, dear kidneys.
i have been trying to drink more water lately.
i hate drinking water.
i think it's gross.
especially when i have other nectars beckoning to me...
namely SPRITE
and ROOT BEER
and other syrupy carbonated delights.
but i want to be healthier.
so i drink water.
kind of.
i drink water with those little crystal light packets mixed in.
it's been working out pretty well so far.
it's like
adult kool-aid.
and i love kool-aid.
the problem with drinking this adult kool-aid
is that it makes it so that i'm rushing to the bathroom
all the time.
but it's neat being well-hydrated
because it makes your pee less yellow.
so after four bottles of adult kool-aid,
my pee is practically clear!
it's like ghost pee.
and i am oft tempted to not flush when i'm done,
just because no one can detect
the ghost pee.
i hate drinking water.
i think it's gross.
especially when i have other nectars beckoning to me...
namely SPRITE
and ROOT BEER
and other syrupy carbonated delights.
but i want to be healthier.
so i drink water.
kind of.
i drink water with those little crystal light packets mixed in.
it's been working out pretty well so far.
(as far as i know...)
it's like
adult kool-aid.
and i love kool-aid.
the problem with drinking this adult kool-aid
is that it makes it so that i'm rushing to the bathroom
all the time.
but it's neat being well-hydrated
because it makes your pee less yellow.
so after four bottles of adult kool-aid,
my pee is practically clear!
it's like ghost pee.
and i am oft tempted to not flush when i'm done,
just because no one can detect
the ghost pee.
random side note:
i love kool-aid,
but i HATE tang.
satan made tang.
and satan is a jerk.
Monday, December 19, 2011
music video monday 1 = impossible/anberlin
when i was on facebook,
i started a tradition of posting
a music video
every monday
as a means of
sharing
new music
and/or
delightful videos.
but now,
i am no longer on facebook
(DOWN WITH FACEBOOK)
so i've decided
to do it here
instead.
i shall start with
my most favorite band of all of everything:
anberlin.
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