funny people.

i surround myself


with hilarious people.


proof:






"life is a river.  and sometimes, a royal b-slap comes floating down that river." -- chris.


daniel: "hey, how come we never get reggie [the dog] any presents for christmas?"
dad: "because he doesn't believe in God."


"do you think you could suck on someone's eye socket so hard that it pops their eye out?" -- chris.


"well, i suppose mickey mouse IS bald..." -- jan.


liz: "i haven't been kissed in...wow, over a year."
ashley: "we need to find you a chew toy."


"utero.  that's a good bad guy name.  and his special power is that he spits afterbirth at you." -- chris.


"nothing like a creepy guy to drive you back to the one you didn't appreciate before."  -- melia.


"when i grow up, i want to be a freelance bikini waxer." -- chris.


ben: "you brought a tuxedo?"
corbett: "of course i did.  what do you think i am, a farmer?"


"i concussed a goose.  they woke me up during surgery and were like, "we need to see how hard you can hit" and they gave me a goose." -- chris


"eh.  it's not my cup of steeze." -- ben.


"40 bucks??  that won't even pay for one firework at my funeral!!" -- braxton.


jordan: "i gotta pee."
jon: "go pee your heart out!"
jordan: "ugh, that would be worse than a kidney stone."
chris: "nope.  hearts are more malleable."


"don't kill the bug!  it could die if you kill it!!" -- a first grader i worked with once.


corbett: "i'm gonna shave your face with this lighter."
ben: "i've done that!"


"braxton's mom knows the patronus spell, and she can chase away dementors!  her patronus is a slowpoke.  or maybe a dewgong.  DEWGONG.  ICE BEAM." -- chris.


"did you know that if you plant a turd, you'll grow a papaya tree?" -- lindsay.


kyle: "i want some almond milk."
liz: "how do you milk an almond??"
corbett: "what, like you've never milked an almond?"


"am i the only one that has a moltres in their wallet?" -- ben.


"ps: you guys haven't given me any money lately.  this friendship is going nowhere." -- chris.


"when i was little, i thought your bosom was your butt.  so i always got really confused when the scriptures said you get a burning in your bosom." -- brenna.


jon: "liz, i could never marry you."
liz: "what??  i would be a ballin' wife, you know that!!"
rob: "a bawling wife?"


"look, i'm a sexy gargoyle!" -- jon.


liz: "how the heck did this movie earn a sequel?"
chris: "it probably ends in a sea of boobs.  that's the only explanation."


"this road is bumpy.  like an asteroid field." -- corbett.


"there are two kinds of people in this world.  those who see alan rickman and think, 'snape'!  and those who look at him and think, 'hans gruber'!  i prefer the second type." -- braxton.


"kiss my ring.  not the ring on my hand, you are not worthy.  kiss my toe ring." -- chris.


kyle: "how did mary poppins get her powers?"
corbett: "she was a prostitute that had relations with a wizard."


"when in doubt, be a champ; like me." -- brenna.


liz: "a tickle tickle tickle!"
chris: "a slappy slappy slap!"


"stop it, or you won't get your birthday!!" -- a first grader i worked with once.


liz: "you're full of crap!"
lindsay: "everyone is full of crap."
chris: "not me.  i clear my colon every hour."


"there's a creature in my hot fudge!!  i have to blog about this..." -- lindsay.


"my humor is like a fine wine.  people have been known to get drunk on my jokes." -- chris.


liz: "oh no!  reggie [the dog] just kicked over the pile of folded clothes!"
dad: "tattletale."


"you can't spell turd without u." -- chris.


"i think we should start a secret society where if anyone says elmo, we punch them in the kidneys super hard." -- braxton.


liz: "you guys can't say that brad pitt is sexy!  you're all straight!!"
chris: "as in, i'm headed straight for the next boy i see!"


liz: "i wonder why mulan climbed out of her blankets when she was wearing that bandage.  such a bad idea."
lindsay: "shang, i have two good reasons for you to send me home."


"i don't have enough middle fingers to tell you exactly how that made me feel." -- rhonda-lady.


"is that guy naked or is he just wearing khaki colored everything?" -- chris


"liz, i don't know how you're going to write everything funny that i say on your blog.  i'm like...a witbox.  i'm a box of wit." -- kyle.








i can pretty much guarantee that more will follow.


my friends and my family are stinking funny.


obviously.

some good craic.

i had the


BEST 


st. patrick's day 


EVER.






i went to a party with my friends.


and it was such a great party


that i want it to be 


st. patrick's day 


every day.




here is video proof of the awesome party


made by my bff braxton: movie maker and extraordinaire of all that is awesome.


enjoy!

you can see me dancing about in some shots.


and my sister lindsay is the awesome irish dancer!


anydangways, my friends.


good craic.




i hope i made some ancestors proud.  :]

kami-con according to ashley.

just as i expected,


ashley did a 


lovely job 


of showcasing 


our incredible time at kami-con!






click




HERE




to see!!

memories of kami-con.

i just got back from 


kami-con


held in


tuscaloosa, alabama


where i went with my bestest friends


ashley
and
erin.


it was 

RIDICULOUSLY FUN.

my first anime convention experience!  










some memories...






flying standby
crazy people on chicago trains
marjorie and sylvie
"there's a cockroach in my toilet!!"
the southern twang <3
no-touch trio
sweet april
WHOOPIE PIES!
hotel mixups
littlekuriboh's room
"TOUCH. EVERYTHING."
ridiculously kind southerners
will, the king of cool
cristina vee breaking into our room
complete exhaustion
r2-d2
AMAZING cosplays
"this is why our fandom can't have nice things!!!"
the horse mask
pendulum
people watching
ashley serena
"I'm not sure who this jack bauer is, but he sure is cute"
onigiri = jelly donuts
leslie + morgan
paparazzi
"eat this, old man!"
suteki da ne
completely plastered squall leonhart
eric stuart and the nuns with guns
"raves" with lightsabers
binding erin for the eighth time
chick fil a
gentle ben...
space jam
"I'm. so. HAPPY."
ashley serena and her psychotic groupies
otaku milkshake?
lord zedd
god is an astronaut
"DANGIT, KAREN!!!"
krystal burgers
feeling like a totally normal human being
octopus earrings
"I draw very, very sexy things"
glomping
sweet nurse joy
richard cheese
body odor
vip treatment
"KEDAAAAAAAHS!!"
das boot quartet
what the h is homestuck??
awesome, awesome, AWESOME people
weird, weird, WEIRD people
the green room
erin continuously disappearing
"I have anime bangs!!"
taking seven flights within the space of three days...






so there are some of my memories put into words.


i can't wait


until ashley posts all of the 
videos
and
pictures
on her 
blog.




i shall post the link to her page


so we can all enjoy 


a visual 


of just how awesome


this convention was.








stay tuned.

photo of ME via mvphotoarts.

music video monday 3 = lucifer/shinee

today's music video 

is in honor 

of my bff 

ashley

because it is 

her birthday!!

御目出度うお誕生日　アーちゃん！！　　大好き!　　<３