alternate title: how to not woo liz.
recently i got a text from a number i didn't recognize.
come to find out that the person had the wrong number.
but he kept texting me anyways!
and it was fairly amusing...albeit a little invasive.
here is the conversation we had:
Hey girl
heyyyy...who's this?
What lol its timothy i went skydivving i cryed out of my right eye n peed a little bit lol lol what are you doing
where did i meet you?
Oh wait lol i got the wn 810 not 801 dont tell anybody i cryed lol sorry have a great night i hope i didnt woke u
you didn't wake me. :) better luck with your bladder!
Thats funny i went 3 time n happen all the time lol have u ever been?
hahaha, you should probably stop going. or clear your bladder first. i've actually never been, but i want to!
Where the heck am i texting to anyway
utah!
Wow that far what time is it there
11:43pm. where are you?
Am in flor right now at 2 in the mor could sleep hurt my foot runing what are you doing up
florida?? go to bed! it's not even late here.
Yes but am from michagin r u in college i play cards 4 aliving
i am! and you play cards, huh? what kind?
Texa hold um soul sister lol what do u go to college 4
Texas hold em
that's cool! i'm learning radiology tech.
Your a smart one a lol lol do u play any sports or did u
well, i danced! you?
I run swin i work out like 2hr a day do u want to text 4 alittle bit? i cant sleep
oh cool! and sure! i'm not doing anything. i'm liz, by the way.
Am timothy or tbone or milk face lol jk r u a girly girl or more like a tomboy that works on your gfs cars lol
haha! well...i'm somewhere in between. I like dresses and nail polish but i'm also an avid gamer. you play games?
Alittle bit but i bit u could wipe my ass lol hey am phone broke but am going to text my brother n tell them to send me a pic of me n i will send it what the last book u read
haha, sounds good! and i last read divergent. it's really good! what about you?
Dont laugh ok go a head lol the help
hey, i would never laugh at that sort of thing! i've heard that's really good, but i've never read it. too sad. haha. what's your favorite movie?
Do you praty
nice abs! and no, not really. XD
Wow that hard um some are swingers gridlockd a bronx tale goodfellas i love movie pony paw lol lol whats your
there are all kinds of filters on that picture, but that's more or less what i look like. :)
Thanks n am a little cute 4 a white boy lol lol
Your cute do u want to kiss then u can go make me a hot pocket lol lol
haha! and wow, i've never seen any of those! i have a lot of favorites...the matrix, scott pilgrim vs the world, terminator 2, lord of the rings...nerdy stuff. XD
thank you! and no. it'd be a little hard from here anyway.
I hope am makeing u smile little lady lol
Do u were your hair up alot?
yeah, that comment cracked me up cause i have no idea where it came from! an no, i wear it down a lot too.
R u get sleepy
not really. how bout you?
No but am going to get in bed do u want to text untell i fall a sleep monkey paw lol lol r u in bed
hahaha, monkey paw??? and sure, i'll keep texting you! i'm eating and then i have to get ready for bed. i'll be awake for a while!
Just a funny name lol r u a shy girl or out going
a little of both. you don't seem very shy!
No i try to live life dont let it life me u know? how tall r u
that's a cool attitude! i like that. i'm 5'8". kinda tall. you?
5 11 like 170? can i ask u anything
cool cool. and i may or may not answer...but you can ask me stuff, sure.
Do u got a bf
nope. what about you?
Nope i seen my x in the club i dont know how to say it so am just going to talk like i do lol i hope u dont mine [to paraphrase...he caught his "x" cheating on him.] so i walked away n never talk to her again it been a year n she still texts me n i dont text her back lol
Most guy would have a fight i think
oh my gosh!! that's horrible! she still texts you? that's annoying...
Yes i dont texts her back at all lol what do u were to bed the pj with the feet lol
well i'm glad you don't text her back. and i actually do have footie pajamas! but i mostly just wear pants and a tshirt. nothing fancy.
Panties n a shirt?
nope. pants.
To bed? Oh like leges or something like that.
comfy pants. pj pants.
Oh ok lol what do u think i were lol do u have a big fam
Do u like kissing or french kissing bether lol?
R u getting sleepy boo
hey, i just met you, you could be anyone for all i know! :P and i do have a big family...two brothers and four sisters. and kissing is fine with me!
nope. are you?
What did i say wrong?
Oh bec i ask guess what i were my bad
sorry, i didn't mean to be rude!
That ok i should go to bed b 4 ask u anything dumb lol
haha, well it is getting pretty late for you...are you tired yet?
No not at all i like text with puppy tail lol
haha, you'll be tired tomorrow!
No i play card 4 living so me sleep is all muss up lol plus i got to run at six so what happen with your last bf
oh, that's true! nevermind then. haha! and as for my last boyfriend...he lost interest in me. so whatever.
Do u know some guys just do that to hurt girls feeling? Do u have a pic of u standing up
ehh, i'm over it. i was really upset at the time, but i don't care anymore. aaaaaand i'm not sure. i'll check.
uhhh...this is all i have. XD
ok Hes lost baby do live in a house
haha! and yeah, i live with my parents at the moment, but i'll be moving into an apartment in a couple weeks.
Thats u?
Sweety u got a smokeing body
yeah...i was black widow for halloween.
hahaha! you can hardly see it!
I know but i like it the thing i would do to u oh wait did i say that out loud loll
hahaha, oh my gosh. XD
I told u i would say something dumb
how may guys have you been with? Lol
ehhhhm...5, i think. you?
12 i think [to paraphrase...he begins to tell me how to properly treat a woman.]
that's good! not a lot of guys do that!
it's been rad talking to you! i'm going to bed. you should go to bed too. :P
How old r u 20
24
Ok gn sweety
night!
Text me whenever u want ok
ok! you too
I enjoy u tonight boo gn
the next day.
Am going runing now pimp walk lol have a great day
Hey how did u sleep
like a rock! you?
I dont know about like a rock lol but ok lol did u just get up
no, i got up a couple hours ago.
R u a good cook
oh, definitely not!!
I will cook 4 u then lol
hahaha, okay!
Do u have any cats or dogs
i have a dog! he's super cute. you?
A pit called white boy lol what r u doing today
haha, i like it! it's my dad's birthday. what are you doing today?
Getting to know u better n idk lol
hahaha, cool! sounds a little boring. :P haha
Your not bored boo can u do video on your phone
no. my phone isn't that cool. [a dirty rotten lie, but i did NOT want to start anything like that!]
I got to wait 2 month 4 a new one do u were skirts
that sucks. and yes, i wear skirts to church.
Short or long
i don't like short skirts.
What about tight
i don't wear tight skirts either.
What your fav part of your body
i like my eyes
What your fav holyday
Do u want to talk tonight maybe
my favorite holiday is halloween! and i'm actually going to be pretty busy tonight.
Babe last night dont be scaired lol <:)>
i don't know man. it feels weird. no offense!
Wow k
i'm shy.
K i thought something diff i wanted to get to know u n meet someday hey i was starting to like u am going to back off hun have a great weekend sweety
sorry, i didn't mean to be rude. it was fun talking to you!
K
a couple hours later.
I miss texting with u boo
the next evening.
hey u r u up
and there you have it.
i was fairly amused but creeped/grossed out at the same time.
that's a stupid game i refuse to play.
i kind of wish i had messed with him a little more...
like sent him a picture of a five-year-old or a crazy emo girl and saying it's me
or telling him i wear lion suits to bed or something.
oh well!
to future suitors: don't talk to me like this.
i won't play that game with you.
i will play video games with you though!
i also hope that you think reading is sexy.
but yeah.
i have a brain.
please treat me as such.
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